After seeing the lay of the land, Isabella was darned sure that this parallel universe was closest to the first that she called home. But the ache was there. For example, go on over to Sorcerer’s Dungeon, and yes, vampires existed, but they were not the same progeny that begat her that November night so many twisted years ago. And that’s where the existential ache began. Vax was not tending bar. Alkozar was not mixing potion after potion, seeking for a cure; and Gabriel was not brooding over his necromancy by the fire.
But Drux and his female ghoul, Jarra were there.
“By the books, but you are one Isabella Volgotti,” Drux said, his long nails singling Isabella out in the dark. Problem, she thought she was stealthed; problem, she had no idea Drux was nearby in the shadows, nor his annoying little ghoul, Jarra.
“Yup,” Jarra laughed, her emaciated body naturally clinging to her sire. “Not welcome here, says Drux.”
“Have we met,” Isabella asked, forcing a smile.
“No, but you’re in the Book of the Damned. You’re really old, you know? Least by human terms.”
“I still don’t know what you’re even talking about.” Isabella held up her hands as if to say, “Hey, mistakes are made.”
“You know. Your lover, Gabriel began it decades ago, took it into the underworld. That’s where we found it. I know you’re not local. You’re Other.”
“That’s right,” Isabella’s eyes narrowed on Drux. Purple hair, black nails. A vampire dandy. Her left hand strayed to her dagger.
“You can’t kill me, you know that.” He laughed. Jarra cackled along.
“No, but the poison can make wish you were dead. I’d say for a week at least.”
“Look, we get it. You’re here reliving your own stomping ground, or something like that. It’s not the same as the dimension that spawned you, but close enough. All we ask is that you join us. Become a protector of sorts. So many people come here to test out their dragon. It’s really annoying. You could dissuade them in one or two ways, I’m sure.” He looked over Isabella’s natural curves, lifted an eyebrow.
“Here’s a deal,” Isabella returned, “show me that book, and I’ll consider it.”
“Or,” Drux began, “you go kill a tribe of annoying orcs who have our scent, bring back a couple of heads, and then we’ll talk about the book. Remember, there’s more of us in the shadows here than what you can sense, my dear.”
“Map?”
“Jarra!” And Jarra stumbled weakly to a nearby alchemist’s closet. She was starving for blood. Drux ruled her by keeping her addiction under “control.” What a bastard.
“Here, doll,” Jarra said, her runny make-up ghastly in the candlelight. “He wants them all dead.”
“What did I tell you about cutting in, darling,” Drux smiled, taking her arm around her back until she squealed.
Orc dungeon, Isabella thought. Not too hard. That’s a relief.
“I’ll be back,” Isabella nodded, tipping the rolled up map at Drux. “And if I were you, I’d feed that ghoul before you find a stake in your chest.”
Laughing, Isabella departed.