Let me introduce myself. I go by many names. A bull, Pvper, Straight, and Best Ever. My name in your realm is Cool Hand Luke. You already know who I am. I need no introduction. Still I will inform you of my Heritage. I have traveled from a far away realm to be with you. I have lived many lives. Killed many men. I have traveled to 37 Different realms in search of Trammies to slay. They are a greedy bunch who only care about gold. Upon my arrival I was attacked and my character was slandered. The Citizens of Evolution lured me into bad trades and preyed upon my kindness. Many came to my aid only to stab me in the back the first chance they received. Only Trammies are capable of such evil. What they don't understand is these transgressions were expected and welcome. They only fuel the fires of war. Already many spoils of war have found their way into my coffer. Many of your finest warriors have fallen at my hands. I think I may toy with your realm as long as you continue to squirm it amuses me when true evil suffers. I have never seen so much Trammy greed running unchecked. Fish in a barrel really. Trammies are the greedy by nature but when aloud to fester like this they can really dig in. I will smite the Trammy hords in the name of my Felucian heritage.
Cool Hand Luke what is best in life?
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
