Okay, i finally came up with some fun and good tips!
"Vampiric Embrace allows you to reap health from enemies as you damage them, steer clear of fire and garlic while it is active however!"
"Feeling run down? Can't quite swing your blade as quickly as before? Fill yourself with Divine Fury and you'll even impress HER with your stamina!"
"Skilled Ninjas can create copies of themselves that deflect attacks! Ask your local Ninjutsu master about Mirror Image... If you can find them..."
"Dying against a difficult enemy? You don't need a horcrux, try Spellweaving! It can give you the Gift of Life!"
"Are monsters taking too long to dispatch? Try Consecrate Weapon, (Holy Water is optional)"
"Slayer weapons can be super helpful against difficult enemies, however, they will make opposing enemies stronger"
"Take care when fighting Succubi, they'll literally rip your clothes off. I've filed several EEO complaints."
"A well set up Loot Bag can save hours of digging through corpses, and it helps the ledger!"